I was waiting for replacement credit cards to be mailed from the bank. They never showed up.
Called the bank again and again no mail. A month later one set of cards were found in a field 200yds behind my house. It seems the guy showed up and droped the envelope on the porch and left. Who knows where the other set is.
We were home and the doorbell is within arms reach.
I called UPS about it and they said "well signature was not required". Its always very windy at my house and wouldnt take a very bright person to realize that the envelope would be blown away in less than 10 sec at any time of the day.