Dear Mr. Incompetent UPS Guy,
What's the point of leaving a slip and marking what time you'll be coming back if you're not going to make your own time slot. It's not like it's a tight time slot either; they make you wait three and a half hours.
If you're going to leave a *** slip on the door that asks me for written authorization on the back, CHECK THE SLIP AND SEE IF I GAVE WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION ON THE BACK. You know what, why don't you just ignore the slip completely since I obviously wrote on the front for you to leave my package and you didn't.
All the best,