So I woke up all excited to get my brother's birthday gift for his party today. I go sit in the living room at 12:00 waiting for my package to arrive around 4:00.
So I play some video games and put on music to pass the time. 6:00 comes and I figure maybe the mailman is running slow so I track my package. Well it said that an attempt to drop off my gifts was made around 4:00 which could not have happened because I did not leave my living room for 6 hours straight. Did not leave home or anything.
I also have a very territorial dog who lets me know if someone is knocking and she was perfectly calm all day. So I don't even think the Mailman attempted to knock or anything and now I get to show up to a birthday party empty-handed.