Package delayed for no reason at all
Package is still delayed
Package just left the facility
Just kidding it's still delayed.
"Oh it's already been delayed for a week?
We might finally call someone to deliver it.
Just kidding our drivers are all lazy f*ckers.
Please be patient about it,
Cause literally there is nothing you can do."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Don't let your sex drive fail you, just because your wife looks like a shriveled prune.
Or UPS men will *** your wife.
TL;DR: UPS is the worst company ever. If you are waiting for a baby delivery from India to the US, it will takes 15 years, so by the time you get the package you'll have a teenager instead of an infant.
Reason of review: Poor customer service.
Monetary Loss: $42.